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 A man visited a magician and asked him to make his wife disappear. The magician replied, "I can make her disappear, but I need a photo of her."

The man handed over a picture of his wife. The magician looked at it, waved his wand, and said, "Voilà! She's gone!"

The man was amazed and asked, "How did you do it?"

The magician replied, "It's simple. I just put her in my wallet. Now she's gone, and I'm broke!

Hello guys

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doc, I've got a problem. I've been feeling like a chicken lately."

The doctor replied, "Don't worry, it's just a fowl mood. 

Hi Tuesday

 

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, "Nice tie!" He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it.

A few minutes later, he heard, "Beautiful shirt!" Again, he looked around, but he couldn't find anyone who might have spoken.

A few more minutes passed, and he heard, "Great haircut!" This time, he decided to investigate. He asked the bartender, "Did you hear those voices?"

The bartender replied, "Oh, it's just the peanuts. They're complimentary